Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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