Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
