we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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