i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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