thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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