I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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