From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
no you cant smoke seaweed
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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