This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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