508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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