at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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