Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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