me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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