I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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