Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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