Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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