The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Best friends brother. Beat that.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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