Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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