Wat do u mean how?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???