talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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