My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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