Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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