That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
from now on my penis is your penis
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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