My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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