i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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