so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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