I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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