To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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