I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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