I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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