Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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