for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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