we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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