Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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