It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Oh god it's open bar.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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