On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
No subtext here. People are naked.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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