So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
It's just like the Real World with babies
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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