Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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