Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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