i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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