Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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