Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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