Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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