a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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