it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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