sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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