worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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