So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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