I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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