I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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