Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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