You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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