Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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