Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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