Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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