I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.