just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"