they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.