her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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