I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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